A thought: It's common knowledge that a muscular pair of buttocks on a man are enjoyed by many a personĀ  (Pair of buttocks? Can you have one buttock? One firm, one not? Would that be okay? I suppose it's always a pair of pants, and you can't just have one pant. And only having one… Continue reading Buttocks

Selling With Nothing

I was walking around a health-food store yesterday and I realized that the primary marketing device being used on products was pointing out what it didn't contain. "Aluminum free" "Dairy Free" "Does not contain glutamates, carbohydrates, trans fats, saturated fats." "Now without carbs/arsenic/french fries." It's peculiar that an item can be touted as superior, based… Continue reading Selling With Nothing